Twits and Crits

Fisticuffs, gender-bending, mutilation, love affairs, magic, hacking, and so much drinking. It's all here in the first episode of our new Funhaus D&D adventure!

In which our travelers meet a family in need, drink themselves stupid, battle a pack of wolves, and discover a strange, gruesome scene.

In which suspicions arise, balls are modified, a halfling is tossed, and far too much time is spent discussing the genitals of goblins.

In which new caverns are discovered, Dirik becomes aroused, Decker remains indifferent, and many enemies are brutally and needlessly maimed.

In which much Pakse is consumed, Shattercock disrobes, Grimo is left turgid, and Racsan reveals a shameful and potentially perilous family secret.

In which a plan is hatched, a laptop is booted, brigands are dealt with, and Grimo's balls are left hopelessly azure.

In which our group moves on, a muff is smelled, new friendships are forged, and a hobbled hero is left in the lurch.

In which a servant is conjured, forest spirits are freed, a disabled man becomes more so, and Shattercock cleans her lady business.

In which a renegotiation takes place, a skull is split, songs are sung, and Sai Te's time with our heroes comes to a merciful end.

In which the final Moondog is met, new powers are gained, Decker's mystery deepens, and a greater evil may spell doom for our brave heroes.